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INTRODUCTION : Horatio Hercules Hippo: The Back Page

 

                                     INTRODUCTION                                                           

THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST IN HORATIO. HERE IS THE BACK-STORY TO HORATIO…


                        Horatio Hercules Hippo: The Back Page


For those of you who haven’t joined this Blog via Facebook, or read the book yet,, this is what the Back Page had to say about the book “HORATIO HERCULES HIPPO”. (It was all put on the back page because it was so ridiculous it wouldn’t go anywhere else):

 

The Enlightenment of Horatio Hercules Hippo” is an “earth shattering tale” of one hippo’s quest to discover the meaning of life and his place within it. Combining the principles of hilarity and age old wisdom, this book is an exquisitely scribbled account of Horatio’s path to enlightenment.

 

Follow his exploration as he uncovers the answers to the most perplexing questions about himself, the universe and the “Holy Humungous Hippo in the Heavens.” Meet Master Hippocrates, as he teaches Horatio the secret wisdom passed down by word of jaw over the hippo-millennia, from one hippo-adept to the next. Discover the hidden philosophy of the US of H (“United Swamps of Hippodom”), then you too may join Horatio in achieving his ultimate hippo-purpose..… the “holy hippo hop,” the “penultimate step to enlightenment.”

 

This saga could be depicted as a combination of Gulliver’s Travels, Frederick Nietzsche, Carl Jung, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, the Way of the Samurai, Kabbalah, Eastern and Western Mysticism, and a host of other “isms” to boot! “The Enlightenment of Horatio Hercules Hippo” has been met with unprecedented international acclaim:

 

 

“DEFINITELY A NO-NO” — Positive Thinking Magazine

“OUT OF ITS DEPTH” — The Land-Divers Weekly

“THE BIGGEST LOAD OF HIPPOTWADDLE EVER” — Hippo Hustler

“HIPPOPOTONEWS TO ME” — Mathematics for Monkeys

“RELATIVE HIPPO-HORSESHIT THAT’S LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF ITS TIME” — The Einstein Hippocampus

“COULDN’T GET RID OF IT FAST ENOUGH” — Collectors Weekly

“DON’T BUY IT WHATEVER YOU DO” — Buyers Guidance Bi-annual

“THE PERFECT WAY TO KILL THE PERFECT DATE” — Dating Guide

“MADE ME THROW UP” — Readers Indigestion

“THIS HIPPO HERESY IS A LOAD OF PAPAL BULL” — Vatican News

“A HERO WE CAN FINALLY IDENTIFY WITH” — Obese eaters Anonymous

“REALLY HOOKED ME” — Anglers Weekly

“THE 11th PLAGUE – HIPPOS – HAS FINALLY BEEN VISITED ON US” — Jerusalem Shofar Daily

“HIPPOTHETICALLY IMPRACTICAL” — Unpopular Mechanics

“INSTANT DEPRESSION FOR DUMMIES” — The Headshrinker’s Guide

“A BLUEPRINT FOR DISASTER” — Architectural Guide

“TOTALLY OUT OF VOGUE” — Harpies Bizarre

“A NEW CULT HERO SUBMERGES” — Snorkler’s Rag


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