INTRODUCTION
THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST IN HORATIO. HERE IS THE BACK-STORY TO HORATIO…
Horatio
Hercules Hippo: The Back Page
For those of you
who haven’t joined this Blog via Facebook, or read the book yet,, this is what
the Back Page had to say about the book “HORATIO HERCULES HIPPO”. (It
was all put on the back page because it was so ridiculous it wouldn’t go
anywhere else):
“The
Enlightenment of Horatio Hercules Hippo” is an “earth shattering tale” of
one hippo’s quest to discover the meaning of life and his place within it.
Combining the principles of hilarity and age old wisdom, this book is an
exquisitely scribbled account of Horatio’s path to enlightenment.
Follow his
exploration as he uncovers the answers to the most perplexing questions about
himself, the universe and the “Holy Humungous Hippo in the Heavens.” Meet
Master Hippocrates, as he teaches Horatio the secret wisdom passed down by word
of jaw over the hippo-millennia, from one hippo-adept to the next. Discover the
hidden philosophy of the US of H (“United Swamps of Hippodom”), then you too
may join Horatio in achieving his ultimate hippo-purpose..… the “holy hippo
hop,” the “penultimate step to enlightenment.”
This saga could be
depicted as a combination of Gulliver’s Travels, Frederick Nietzsche, Carl
Jung, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, the Way of the Samurai, Kabbalah, Eastern
and Western Mysticism, and a host of other “isms” to boot! “The
Enlightenment of Horatio Hercules Hippo” has been met with unprecedented
international acclaim:
“DEFINITELY A NO-NO” — Positive
Thinking Magazine
“OUT OF ITS DEPTH” — The
Land-Divers Weekly
“THE BIGGEST LOAD OF HIPPOTWADDLE
EVER” — Hippo Hustler
“HIPPOPOTONEWS TO ME” — Mathematics for Monkeys
“RELATIVE HIPPO-HORSESHIT THAT’S
LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF ITS TIME” — The Einstein Hippocampus
“COULDN’T GET RID OF IT FAST ENOUGH”
— Collectors Weekly
“DON’T BUY IT WHATEVER YOU DO”
— Buyers Guidance Bi-annual
“THE PERFECT WAY TO KILL THE PERFECT
DATE” — Dating Guide
“MADE ME THROW UP” — Readers
Indigestion
“THIS HIPPO HERESY IS A LOAD OF PAPAL
BULL” — Vatican News
“A HERO WE CAN FINALLY IDENTIFY WITH”
— Obese eaters Anonymous
“REALLY HOOKED ME” — Anglers
Weekly
“THE 11th PLAGUE – HIPPOS – HAS
FINALLY BEEN VISITED ON US” — Jerusalem Shofar Daily
“HIPPOTHETICALLY IMPRACTICAL” — Unpopular
Mechanics
“INSTANT DEPRESSION FOR DUMMIES”
— The Headshrinker’s Guide
“A BLUEPRINT FOR DISASTER” — Architectural
Guide
“TOTALLY OUT OF VOGUE” — Harpies
Bizarre
“A NEW CULT HERO SUBMERGES” — Snorkler’s Rag
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